When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
God liked Saturn so he put a ring on it. :) haha only Christian astronauts will get this one!
I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
why cant our skin be transparent
cuz thats fuckin gross
but imagine how cool it would be to see your heart do the thing
the thing
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
Johnny Depp hides from paparazzi using a Nicolas Cage photograph on set of From Hell
its like he wanted it to be on Tumblr
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
