When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
God liked Saturn so he put a ring on it. :) haha only Christian astronauts will get this one!
I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet