balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.


you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.

you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????

happiest:

if your snapchat stories last over 100 seconds you have too much time on your hands

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

ruinedchildhood:

deleted scenes

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

trewbgn:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

image

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
image

prismcess:

continuity

awiccanfromdetroit:

when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup

nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony