exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

kropotkink:

My attitude towards politics and society is constantly “angry but unsurprised”

myjackdanielsromance:

hamburgerboogie:

LITERALLY ME

WHY WOULD PEOPLE WANT GLITTER THOUGHWHY NOT KITTENS

myjackdanielsromance:

hamburgerboogie:

LITERALLY ME

WHY WOULD PEOPLE WANT GLITTER THOUGH
WHY NOT KITTENS

earthdad:

so i applied for my first job today

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flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

dw:

my life: 0/10 would not recommend

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

willowfae82:

Reason 2847958472 why I LOVE Jon Stewart.

enterthetardis:

when you come into your room and someone’s there

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pardonmyexistence:

there are boys prettier than me

caputdraconis:

thinking you’re over your crush but then seeing a picture of them in a suit

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